hallo people
I'm new arround here .
Recently i read a joke about a redneck and i'd like to share with you. So i became a member of the redneck community. i hope you enjoy it.
A Yankeelawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and droppeda bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked himwhat he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell inthis field, I'm going into retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
Theindignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in theU.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and takeeverything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, youdon't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle smalldisagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
TheFarmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kickme three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
TheYankee attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decidedthat he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by thelocal custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from thetractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted thetoe of his heavy work boot into the Yankee lawyer's groin and droppedhim to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off hisface. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kickto a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The Yankee lawyersummoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said,"Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
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