A home on wheels! What a great invention! I’m quite sure a Redneck came up with that one!

Hey, there ain’t nothing wrong with a trailer. There are plenty of Rednecks out there livin’ in them. Here’s why: For one, trailers are mobile. Why is that important you ask? Well, you see, when your Redneck woman makes you mad and you decide to split you can just hook up the ole Dodge to the house and move it down the street. Another reason is that dogs love trailers. Why you ask? Because they can get under the trailers and dig. Ever heard of a Redneck sink garbage disposal? Just open the cabinet under the sink and look for the hole in the floor, put the scraps in the hole and the dog will take care of them. What kind of house would this work in? That’s right! A trailer! One more reason trailers are a wise pick: they burn easy! Repo guy coming? He ain’t gettin’ my house, No, see I’ll just burn it down. It’ll go up in 3 minutes flat. Redneck logic, gotta love it!